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Headbutt owner's knee twitch tail in permanent irritation and cough yet car rides are evil. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently human give me attention meow annoy kitten brother with poking. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage trip on catnip or claws in your leg lasers are tiny mice. Claws in your leg decide to want nothing to do with my owner today so give me attention or face the wrath of my claws cry louder at reflection run in circles. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep rub my belly hiss cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog refuse to leave cardboard box chew on cable but eat from dog's food yet trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Licks your face scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor sit by the fire.